5. “New Weird America”
i don’t get this “genre” at all; nothing that’s classified as New Weird America is “new” or weird? it’s just like The Carter Family with neckbeards and ironic Native American Imagery.
6. Domino’s Oven Baked Sandwiches
BELIEVE ME, i was a big supporter of the Often-Hated/Never-Imitated “oreo dessert pizza” and i figured that these obviously disgusting sandwich-things would somehow be able to compare to delectable white trashiness of the ODP. i was So Wrong. usually i love the taste of freeze-dried meats that have been traveling around the country in the back of a Big Meth Junkie’s truck but these just taste like someone’s Periodontal Disease.
7. This Dude On The Subway Last Night
shit was packed and this cowboy-wannabe lookin’ Industrial Sized Douchebag was leaning on the pole, and that was the only pole my Gnome Ass could even get to. the only option i had was to touch his 1992 Lee Jeansed Ass while i was clutching the pole, and i repeatedly jerked my hand on and off and i even Huffed ‘N Puffed for a moment but to no avail. If You’re Reading This Dude, i hope U get shot in the neck.
8. Positive Graffiti/Screen-print Movements/Messages
I prefer my Graffiti to be violent, gang-related, and aesthetically jarring.
