5. Shaquille O’Neal’s Twitter Page
Shaq’s Twitter page is filled with Nonsensical Bullshit and many inspirational quotes from various Public Icons (as well as inspirational quotes from Shaq himself), presumably taken from brainyquote.com. here R some highlights:
Dam i smell louisiana gumbo and jumbalaya 6:57 PM Dec 2nd from txtHe who has never learned to obey, cannot b a good commander The big aristotle 12:53 AM Dec 2nd from txt
Dat was so so heres a good shaq quote An unchecked ego will sooner or later b bad 4 business 1:42 AM Nov 30th from txt
Why do they call minneapolis, the twin cities, nobody here looks a like, waaa waaa waaaaaa 4:54 PM Nov 26th from txt
I called my main man figs son bcuz da xcellence of a gift lies n its approiateness ratha than its value 12:21 AM Nov 24th from txt
6. Sylvia The Lush From A&E’s Intervention
A gr8 video made by dirtyrobby34 / “Hey Dear, Can I Get Um, Five Of These Little Red Tops??”
perhaps it’s Highly Insensitive that i laugh at a good majority of Intervention episodes, but it’s not like the show isn’t at least slightly supposed to appeal to those who are looking for Sensationalist Exploitation of The Harrowing Lows of Drug & Alcohol Abuse.
7. Leslie The Lush From A&E’s Intervention
a continuation of #6, she’s the lady who drank all that damn Wal-Mart brand mouthwash.
8. The Following Throwback Acne Ad:
“People Think I Eat Too Many [emphasized latino accent] Chocolate Bars”