QUETZALCOITAL

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things that are insufferable (Part #1 of a Never-Ending Series)
1. Stuff White People Like
this blog was funny for like two weeks, until it just started to become some strange Vault of Self-Hatred/Denial by hordes of white people; there is nothing more White than publishing a book out of a Blog Phenomenon. also, it’s just not that funny, it’s a PROVEN FACT that white people like just about anything Expensive, Boring, or Culturally Appropriative. no need 4 a blog ‘bout that.


2. Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne: World’s Biggest Trick. DID YOU KNOW???: Lil Wayne attended art school, Lil Wayne once shot himself by accident. any time lil wayne makes an appearance on a song, it instantly becomes unlistenable, especially if you’re too lazy to FFW thru his verse.

3. Faux-Noise Bands Who Wear “”“California Flex Fleece”“” Hoodies And Nike Dunks
SORRY BUT, i have a hard time taking a “noise” band seriously when they don’t have perpetual pit stains and take Serious Promo Shots. these bands are all riding off played out PaperRad/Load Records gimmicks and not even doing a good job (it’s not that hard). Plz Go Away, With Yo $80 Hunter Plaid Flannel Shirt.

4. People Who Legitimately Have A Preference About Which Way The Toilet Paper Roll Is Going
get over it!!

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