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things that are incredible (Part #1 of a Never-Ending Series)
1. Orchid’s 40+ Hit Special Moves, as seen here:

PLEASE NOTE that while I always hold a heavy gender bias when it comes to Female SNES Fighting Game Characters, there are some female players who will never make the cut, IE Sakura and Rose of Street Fighter II and Sareena and Sheeva of MK Fame, altho Mileena was always pretty sick, especially when she unmasked her Brutal Ass Face


2. La’ Chat’s Myspace Page
I’ve been friends w/ La Chat on Myspace for years now; she is always outdoing herself by upgrading her Free Layout Designs and adding fabulous additions of her & son Mac Doodie Daniels to her photo album. Oftentimes her account sends out mass “Click Here to Receive Your Free E-Card!” spam.

3. Eating Shit, Literally
It was no surprise when I visisted the Wikipedia article for Coprophagia that the only 3 documentations of Eating Shit, Literally were credited to 3 of the Awesomest:

Punk musician and performance artist GG Allin often engaged in coprophagia during his performances.
Divine was well known for his consumption of dog feces at the conclusion of Pink Flamingos.
Adolescent prisoners of war are fed feces at a dinner banquet in one scene of the film Salò, another scene also has a man defecating and forcing a girl to eat his feces.

OK Admittedly Salò is kind of overrated and a lot of these Entry-Level Film Snobs seem to hail it for its shock value or something, but Whatever, everyone knows (or should realize) that the best thing to come out of Pier Paolo Pasolini’s life is the time he got run over a bunch of times and died. No disrespect; Theorem was great.

4. The Movie “Zardoz”

i watched this movie for the first time this weekend (actually, i watched it twice) really high and that picture really just sums it up

Tune in next time 4 more Google Image Hotlinks of Things That Are Incredible